derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

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cybergy:


DUDE OMG

cybergy:

DUDE OMG

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gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

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sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

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professorelupin:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

lovejoyjohnlock:

I’m twelve years old again.

Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.

professorelupin:

fuckyeahprettybooks:

lovejoyjohnlock:

I’m twelve years old again.

Someone help me stop laughing, it hurts.

image

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texas-red-dirt-sunset:

introbulus:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

I sea.

guys, i work at an aquarium and my coworkers and i have literally laughed at this for three days straight. everytime we pass each other we whisper “current events” and crack up. our customers think we are nuts.

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sixtininer:

vodkaandbulimia:

sparklycb:

damebello:

wooooooooooooooooow

Why does this shit always happen when I’m not there….

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

whAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHA

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