If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over
"YOU CAN’T CANCEL QUIDDITCH"
"wood there’s people that are dying"
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
if they dont play ‘year 3000’ at least once on the new year’s of 3000 i will literally rise out of my grave and set everyone on fire
when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one
i never run voluntarily so if u ever see me running you should start running too bc something is coming